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SURVEY FROM JOLENE

Saturday, April 25, 20099:41 PM

1.)Who is your last text from?
Eleanne(?)
2) Is there any chance you will get with the person you like?
Nope.
3) Can you sleep in jeans?
Nope.
4) Who was your last missed call from?
Eleanne(?)
5) What are you listening to?
TV.
6) How did you sleep last night?
Horrible.
7) Does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
Nope.
8) Do you have a friend that has a kid?
Nope.
9) What was the last thing you ate?
Banana.
10) Do you believe that if you want something bad enough , you will get it?
Nope.
11) Do you think you type fast?
Nope.
12) Will you wake up before 7 tomorrow?
Definitely.
13) Is there a person of the opposite gender on your mind?
Nope .
14) Will you be in a relationship next month?
Nope .
15) Did any particular thing brighten your day?
Nope.
16) Did your last outing involve a police?
Of course not.
17) When were the last time you were grounded?
Never grounded.
18) Have you ever gotten butterflies in your stomach?
Yes.
19) When was the last time you went ice skating?
Never.
20) What you did yesterday?
Go to the library with My sister, Joey and Denise.
21) Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
My pillow.
22) Do you do your own laundry?
Nope.
23)Wearing any bracelets?
No.
24) Do you feel awkward when strangers say HI to you?
No.
25) Do you hate being alone?
No.
26) What are your plans for tomorrow?
School.
27) Does anyone knows your password besides you?
Nope.
28) What woke you up this morning?
My maid.
29) Where are you?
Home.
30) Do you kiss or hug anyone today?
No.
31) Where would you like to be right now?
Paradise City.
32) Would you wait forever for someone?
Nope.
33) Were you happy when you woke up today?
No.
34) Closest green object to you?
Pillow.
35) What were you doing at 8 this morning?
Making my way to church.
36) What are you excited for?
Nothing.
37) Pissed of at anyone or anything?
Yes.
38) Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
No, not always.
Part Two.
Boyishness:
[ ] You like being sweaty.
[x] You love hoodies and jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's funny when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x ] Shopping is torture.
[x] You own an XBox/Playstation/Gamecube/wii
[ ] At some point in time, you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own a baseball bat, a football, a soccer ball, and/or a basketball.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are awesome.
[ ] You only go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion jerseys. (never go before =.=)
[x] You used to/do collect trading cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool.
[x] Fire is cool
[x] You don't babysit.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue or silver are your favorite color(s).
[x] You don't care about your hair sometimes.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Contact sports are fun. (hurts me D; HAHAs.)
Total: 15
Now multiply the total by 4.
This is your percentage of boyishness!
11 x15 = 60%
Girlishness:
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop all the time.
[ ] You wear eyeliner
[x] You buy different colored tops.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You don't ever shop at Wal Mart.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[x] You hate wearing plain clothes.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] It takes you around thirty minutes to get ready to go out.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more then ten pairs of shoes.
[ ] You own fuzzy stuffed animals.
[ ] You like to read celebrity magazines.
[x] Coloring is fun.
[ ] You only play computer games where you get to dress up your character.
[ ] You have tried to be "rebellious" at least once in your life.
[ ] Sports are boring.
[ ] You are in style.
[ ] You think embryos are gross.
Now multiply the total by 4.
This is your percentage of girlishness!
4x 4= 16%
Part 3.
[ ] Gotten detention.
[ ] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[ ] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

Total: 0

[ ] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times
[ ] Turned at least 3 projects in late
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.

Total : 1

[ ] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.

Total : 5

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm or sprayed the fire extinguisher for no apparent reason.
[x] Went on myspace , facebook , xanga , etc. on the computer at school.
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[ ] Called someone during school hours.
[x] Listened to an iPod , CD , etc. during class.

Total : 8

[ ] Threw something at the teacher.
[ ] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[ ] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class.
[x] Ate food during class.

Total : 10

[x] Gotten a call from school.
[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.
[ ] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear
Total : 12

[ ] Faked your parents signature
[ ] Slept in class.
[ ] Cursed at a teacher to their face.
[ ] Copied homework

Total: 12

grand total: 12

Multiply by 3: 36%
36% of your life is screwed.
Part 4.
SCHOOL LIFE CONFESSIONS
[ ] Talked back to a teacher
[ ] Been kicked out of class-
[ ] Worn pyjamas to school
[x] Had your tooth fall out at school(exam)
[ ] Gotten lost in your school
[ ] Broken the dress code in school
[ ] Completely failed a test
[ ] Left class without asking
[x] Missed a whole week of school
[ ] Thrown up in school
[ ] Been beat up at school

HOME LIFE CONFESSIONS
[ ] Argue with your parents a lot
[ ] Argue with your brother(s)
[ ] Argue with your sister(s) a lot
[ ] Have your own room
[ ] Do your own laundry
[ ] Cook dinner once in a while
[ ] Are loud and obnoxious at home
[x] Wear pajamas when you are not going anywhere
[ ] You sleep in very long
[ ] All you do is watch television
[ ] Your parents are divorced
[ ] Your family makes you cry alot
[ ] One or both of your grandparents live with you
[ ] You cant stand being with your parents

FRIEND CONFESSIONS
[x]You currently dislike one or more of your friends
[ ] You are jealous of one or more of your friends
[x] You have known a friend your whole life
[x] Your friends are all taller than you
[x] You have been ditched by a friend
[x] You have memorized a friends phone number
[x] You have lost/forgotten a friends phone number
[ ] You have been to all of your friends houses
[ ] You love most all of your friends

HABIT CONFESSIONS
[x] You bite your nails
[ ] You have an odd obsession with knives
[ ] You cannot sleep with the door closed
[x ] You cannot sleep with the door
[ ] There is at least one sound you cannot stand
[ ] You write stories about mad cannibalistic serial killers
[x] You are good at telling lies

LOVE CONFESSIONS
[ ]You currently like someone.
[x] You want to kill one of your exes
[x] You can stay committed for an unusually long time
[ ] You get bored of your crush/bf/gf easily
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you a bitch before
[ ] A crush/bf/gf has called you self- centered before

PERSONAL OPINION CONFESSIONS
[x] You hate Britney Spears
[x] Abortion is horrible and should be illegal
[ ] Gay marriage is fine to you
[ ] Boys make better friends than girls do
[ ] The beach is an excellent place for a date
[ ] Pink is an ugly colour
[x] Needles are not so horrible
[ ] Human flesh tastes like fine aged veal
[x] You have plenty of secrets
[ ] Blood taste extremely delicious

HAVE YOU EVER CONFESSIONS
[] Fallen down the stairs
[ ] Someone has tied your shoelaces together
[ ] Had a nail fall off
[ ] Captured, Manipulated, or Destroyed a soul by Ars Falcis
[ ] Had surgery
[ ] Slapped someone across the face
[ ] Killed someone
[ ] Someone has called you a tease
[ ] You have been to Europe
[ ] You have worn something inside out for a whole day

Part 5.
THE SELF
[01] Name : Jasmine
[02] Nickname : Jas?
[03] Love Life : Thats bull crap.
[04] Zodiac Sign : Gemisaurus.
[05] Gender : Female
[06] Age : 11 turning 12 in may 21
[07] High School :future: SAC
[08] College : Future: La Salle/ Ateneo?
[09] Height : 150
[10] Weight : 42kg
[11] Do you like yourself : Quite.
[12] Pierecing : Eew.
[13] Right or left : Right
[14] Are you a freak :Yeah
[15] Hair : Brown.
[16] Skin : 1/2 fair ; 1/2 tan .
[17] Allergic : Nohing.
[18] What are you doing now : Doing this quiz.
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Tuition.
[20] What will you do 10 years later :Jobing.

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parent/grandparents : Mother,Father, Brother and Sister.
[22] Cousin super close : No one, Havn't seen them for 2-3 years.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: No.
[57] You always done your homework/assignments: Yes .
[58] The teacher/tutor you like the most:Mdm Poon
Last part.
1) Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
No?

2) A big poofy dress or a short party dress?
Short party dress.

3) What would you do if you received a long love letter?
Read it.

4)Group dates or single dates?
Single dates.

5) Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?
Yup.

6) Are diamonds a girl’s best friend?
No.

7) Is your hair up or down today?
Down.

8) Do you straighten your hair?
No.

9) Favorite mascara?
Don't use.

10) Do you get your nails done?
No.

11) Small or large purses?
Small.

12) In your purse, what must you have?
Ez-link?

13) Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?
No.

14) Do you text message a lot?
No.

15) What would you do if you got pregnant?
Be responsible?

16) What's your fav colour?
REDGREENBLUE

17) Heels or Flats?
Flats.

18) Do you ever cry during a romantic movie?
No

19) Would you ever leave a house without putting on any makeup?
Yeah.

20) Topshop or Mango?
Mango.

21) Do you wear collared-shirts?
Yeah.

22) Do you like preppy boys?
Uhm.

23) Do you think lip-gloss is the best?
No.

24) Do you own any big sunglasses?
Yes.

25) How long does it take for you to get ready in the morning?
15-30 minutes.

26) Do you like to wear band-aids?
Yeah.

27) Do you like skater blokes?
Yeah.

28) Do you often wish there's something you could change?
Yes.

29) Gold or silver?
Silver.

30) Do you like to receive flowers?
No.

31) Do you like surfer blokes?
Uhm.

32) Do you dress up for the holidays?
Yes.

33) Do you like to wear dresses?
No.

35) On a scale from 1-10, how much do boys confuse you?
7.

36) In the last 48 hours, have you hung out with a guy?
No.

37) Would you date a guy whose shorter than you?
No.

38) Do you like to hold hands?
No.

39) What's the youngest you'll date?
This is a stupid question.

40) What's the oldest you'll date?
This is retarded question.

41) What do you notice when you first meet a guy?
Say Hi?

42) Is it hot when guys sweat?
No.

43) What's the best feature of a guy?
Dont know.

44) Do you like to make eye contact?
No.

45) Would you kill for chocolate?
Nope.

46) Do you spend all day/night to get pretty for a guy?
No.

47) On a scale from 1-10, how fun's shopping?
3?

48) Do you freak out when you miss your favourite show?
No.

49) Do you yell a lot?
Yeah.

50) Do you speak vulgar?
When I'm real angry.

51) Do you wear sweatpants/pjs to work/school?
No.

52) Have you ever dress unlike you to impress a guy?
Nope.

53) Do you write a lot of mushy poems?
No.

54) What makeup could you not live with out?
All?

55) Do you fall in love easily?
No.

55) Do you have cramps?
Yeah.

56) Do you do bulletins about ur ex?
No ex.

57) Do you think you have the bestest friend ever?
No.