I'm a COW, Hear me MOO.

Tuesday, March 31, 20094:45 AM

I'm dead today. But it was fun, though I have loads of chinese homework. Ahh!!!
Today, we did science and math. We nearly didn't have homework, but Mdm Poon said,'OH! I forgot to give you homework!' =.=
Here is a joke.
Key: red coloured font = kid
purple coloured font = Mother
green coloured font = Dad

'Hey mom! Is God in our toilet?'
'No, dear, he is not. Why do you say that?'
'Its because I always hear Daddy saying
Oh God, Are you still there?!?!'

Its kinda retarded.

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Comedian

Monday, March 30, 20092:06 AM

Number 7 is first served (:

You know why?
Evidence 1: First pupil to be asked to explain.
Evidence 2: First pupil to be asked to sing solo.
Evidence 3 :First pupil to read in front of class, out loud. [Thomas Alva Edison]
Evidence 4 :First among my group to present

YEAH, its good to be 7 :D

I got little homework, so I'm gonna ting xie

TING XIE

I have to write 3 paragraphs(174 words) 11 times. Well, its worth doing, really. Better than to slack. I'm slacking too much now. I've spent 6 years, I'm not going to throw it away. I'm gonna beat Clarice! Why? She said I will get a two-digit mark. I'm going to prove you wrong. Anyway, aiming low! 225, so I could not be disappointed(: Turns out, I didn't get a scolding :DDDD

225. No problem, its just that I suck at Chinese.

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deceiving

Sunday, March 29, 20094:35 AM

Okay, I'm totally not excited for tomorrow.I'm reasonable enough.

*winkwinkwink*

#1 I have English writing Course
Its sickening cause how my teacher speaks is very funny.Here are some examples(:
Example 1:
Jasmine: Snake on the loose
Teacher: Snake on the roose.
Jasmine: Lollipop
Teacher: Rorripop
#2 Its the well hated days of mine.
Monday always start the week. It reminds me,'You have to stay back the whole week!' Tough life I live, kidding.But, Mondays. Don't have as much homework :D
#3 My sister has SYF
Not that I hate my sister going for SYF, its just that, My auntie is going with her to the bus stop.Sigh, no one to talk to.
#4 I'm getting a scolding, I just know it.

I guess thats it.

I went to church today. Well, time went by very fast. I didn't really notice it. I was just thinking of something. >:) After that, went to Plaza Singapura. Ate in Hot tomato. Had a severe stomach ache. Bought a cute notebook, when I realised what the inside of the notebook said.

Happy as pig in shit...

I was like O.O!I bought orange pen. Then, I studied science, with my new tools :D Went to do homework, I didn't understand a darn thing. I'm confused. =.= Must try! Ending up doing Chinese! x: Had to restart around 3 times. Oh well, I feel so sorry for Sandra. My sister's friend. Her mother beat her up until her hand bled!She used the hanger.

Yes, hanger.

I feel sorry for her!

I'm as lazy as a fat pig.Oh yeah, I am one.

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Sleuth

Saturday, March 28, 20096:59 AM

My sister cut bangs. Well, I knew it from the start. She didn't think that I was so observant.Well, don't underestimate me. That's what you don't know about me. You'll never know whats in my mind.
Here are I reasons why I suspected my sister to have cut her hair:
#1 She talked about Shannen's sister bangs
#2 She searched 'How to cut bangs'
#3 She took a long time in the toilet
#4 When she was sleeping, I saw it.

Well, I've watched anime until 3am. Then I woke up at 9.30 watched at 10. Then I watched until 11.30. I felt dizzy, but it always wear's off. I didn't do my homework, I'll do it tomorrow.Well, I know I'm going to get scolding, I'll just ignore it.

Damn.

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Friday, March 27, 20095:05 AM

Ace days are passpy days for me.Seriously.
Well, we rehearsed a musical called the Granny Awards.

YES,

Granny Awards.

Oh, its awful.But, I got the best part!I got the Chorus![choir]
I didn't even do anything today, when we rehearsed.All I did was sit and stand.
Now, that I mentioned sit, We did breathing exercises.

FUNNY

We had to lie down, then can see all the shorts =.=
Then, we had to lift our legs up, I was like,' All you perverts...=='
Hahahaha, Its was funny cause Ms Lim was scolding us :D

You know I feel sorry for Ariel.You know she and the 'T' girl switched roles!['T' Girl : taramania/taramana/tara-somthing] . Unfair! Like, Ariel try to memorize all her lines!Then is is what she gets for her hard work?! COME ON... Don't you know why we hadn't been practising our roles? WE STUDY. Thats why she got very high.
Think about it.

==

My eyes are sleepy but my mind is active D:

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stress.

Thursday, March 26, 20094:32 AM

I know what I'm going to do is wrong.
But, I just have to do it.
I'm sorry.

Random words come out from my mouth.

Change topic.
Topic: I'm too stressed!

Poem for Poem
School, oh, school gives me the stress.
Now I'm all in a mess.
I'm trap in the walls of boredom.
All I'm asking is for freedom!
I feel like I'm in jail,
Its like she's the hammer and I am the nail!
Oh my gosh, that must have hurt...
Its like people are stepping me, cause I'm the dirt.
PSLE is the time of the year,
Where I go into tears.
I just need at least two hours,
to look at those pretty flowers.
Don't I have time to have fun?
To go to out under the sun?
5 minutes is all we ask,
those few minutes, where we don't have a task.
I'm always so tired!
A nap is what I desire.
I'm still hoping for a nap today,
Where I could snore in my own special way.
-Jasmine
I was being sarcastic.

I think. :D

Well, Today was a combination of pissed and happy.I was passpy.
I had confession today. It was fun with Jayna.

I never expected the unexpected.

My everyday routine never changes. Its like I'm re-living my life all over again.
#1 Wake up at 5am
#2 leave at 6.00-6.15
#3 Arrive at home at 5pm - 5.30pm.
#4 Slack
#5 Do homework
#6 bathe
#7 Wash hair
#8 dry hair
#9 read/watch tv
#10 sleep

What an exciting life I live.
Yeah.

You just just gotta love life.

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Wednesday, March 25, 20092:56 AM

I'm super tired.Well, I did have a super day...

It was fun with Michelle Pan&Danielle.Well, Michelle Pan had this dream.She was in a concert with Fahrenheit, JJ lin& more. She watched their concert and she asked money from her auntie.The auntie said she could only have $200. She was very shocked then thought," Why is my auntie to good to me!" Then, after the concert, she went to shake their hands. Then the dream ended.Perfect dream? Well, it is a dream.

It was fun and at the same time boring today. Yeah, its borfuning.Oh yeah, today Michelle Pan keep staring at me. Haha, at least a sacrastic stare :D Then we made up these names.(What tye of learners are we.

Jasmine : kinastactile ( tactile + kinasthetic)
Danielle : visuathetic ( visual + kinasthetic)
Michelle : tacsual (tactile + visual)

Im a tactile learner :D But I learn second best by kinasthetic.Active mind at night. Has to fidget when studying. Must listen to music.Prefer studying alone. Im very weird.

okay, today Mdm Poon showed us the video that Aisha and Hilary did. Haha it was funny. There was this akward silence. Then Aisha was like, ' You can also record you own voice using a handphone. For example; *press button Percentage is a special action.

Hahahaha. It was funny.

Then, I asked for Michelle's notebook. So, she gave it to me. I was copying the mindmap when Mdm Poon asked,' Who draws very neatly and is a tactile learner?'
Michelle Pan was like,' JASMINE!'
I was like, ' NO MICHELLE PAN! SEE HER NOTES VERYYYYYYY NEAT!'
Me: (whispered) You sabo me, I sabo you >:D
Mdm Poon took her notebook and complimented it and said to as to be in the video >:DDDDD
But then, I regretted sabo-ing her ==.
Me: I regretted sabo-ing you after all. I was copying your notes==
Michelle Pan and Danielle : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Danielle: Karma >:D

Haha.

During lunch, I ate lunch with Jermaine, Jody and Jayna.We all ate macaroni. Haha, after eating we went to the AA. Then, Jayna and Jody did shuttle run. FUNNY.
We played a game, which I forgot the name.

After Chinese Remidial, Zhang Lao Shi asked me why I am EMO-ING. ==
ahh. Its fun today. But chinese bored me abit. But it was also fun :D

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Thursday, March 19, 20092:20 AM

♥Duet with me.

Hello(:
Yeah, not so pissed off today.
Im doing my homework .
Lots of it.
Doing Science.==
I hate 'not using the right words but understand the concept'.
==
byee.♥
♥jasmine

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Wednesday, March 18, 20095:16 AM

jasmine originals.

Not copyrighted.

Im pissed off right now.

I'll handle this in a mature way.

AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.

AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.

AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.

AHH.AHH.AHH.

AHH.AHH.

AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.AHH.

Okay, done.

I feel like strangling some people.

But I feel like killing one.

bye.

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Tuesday, March 17, 20097:17 AM

EEW.
seriously!

Hello
Clarice and Jamie went to my house today.
Went to meet Jamie at 4.18
Met Clarice at 4.45

We saw those soccer freaks again.
Yeah. My sis was like, " I thought I saw people.".
Me ," Hallucinating, >:D"
Then we saw those soccer freaks.
With new freaks.
Laugh Out Loud, Im kidding.
Jamie Brought Codfish.
I was sick of it, but I just can't get enough!
My sister and I played Volleyball.
Then, Clarice came with McDonald(s)!
She ate fish fillet burger.
Then, we shared the fries.
She gave Jamie Milo!

Jamie and Clarice was attempting to ask them to play with us.
But no courage.
Cause they were playing soccer.
Then my 'auntie' (maid)
Ask those freaks random questions.

Vocal Guy, aka, Brandon came along
Clarice was like,"OMG, HE IS HERE.".
hahahaha.

**********skip the goooooooods********

When all of them were gone, my auntie said what the boys said.
Kinda Private.
=P
Ask me to tell you yeah?
MSN: erin_jasmine@hotmail.com

Then when everyone is gone, My sister and I Overheard something FUNNY.
Indian Girl number 1 : STOP SHOUTING AT ME, IM OLDER THAN YOU!
Indian Girl number 2 : SO...?!
Random girl: FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, THIS IS NOT A PLACE TO FIGHT!

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Its not funny, but it is when you hear their voice.
Haha

♥jasmine

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Monday, March 16, 20095:27 AM

5faith, i have missed the fun times.

My cousins, how i've missed all of you.

♥jasmine;

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Sunday, March 15, 20098:30 PM

♥UPDATES!

Not gonn BLOG FOR SOME TIME(:

tOO LAZYY!

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Sunday, March 1, 20092:35 AM

♥jasmine;
Happily Betrayed.

Youtube will not last life long
If all the videos are gone
From a little stupid rule
All of this happening just ain't cool
I thought it was a place for fun
Entertainment for everyone
Now these companies are barging in
Tearing up the site like it belongs to them
Threatening Youtube for having their songs
Can't we all just get along?
Removed every video left and right
Almost everything on their site
If theres just one thing I hate
Its all those mother beeping copyrights!
-Nigahiga

Yeah, 2 of my most favorite movies gone.
I hate copyrights.
How to be emo
How to be Gangster

GONE.

Its the exams on Tuesday!
Wish m GOOOOD Luck!

Here I am alone, starting to realize
that my days would be brighter, if I could learn to hide
the feelings that I have for you keep hurting me inside...

Kyla widget by 6L & Daxii

♥jasmine;

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